The Corona Chronicles Vol. 4 - My Corona

It’s been a week since I tested positive, and  I’m back home from my self  imposed isolation.  As I count down the days until my next test on Wednesday, I’m fighting boredom.  So why not write a song parody?  Granted, it’s probably been done, and it’s lame, but I wrote it, so there!  

And now with apologies to the Knack and Weird Al, here is My Corona.   Feel free to sing as you feel lead. 

My Corona 

Ooooh, the doctor swabbed my nose

Swabbed my nose 
And now I know that  I’ve got Corona.

Ooooh, I thought I had a cold
Had a cold, 
But now I know I’ve got Corona. 

Always wore a mask
Washed my hands.  

Now I’m short of breath
All the food tastes bland.  
Cause I-I-I yi yi woo!
I-I-I’ve got Corona! 

Trapped inside for 14 days
Here I’ll stay 
Just because I’ve got Corona.  

Now it’s coming out both ends 
Out both ends
Never gonna win with my Corona!

Always wore a mask
Washed my hands.  

Now I’m short of breath
All the food tastes bland. 
Cause I-I-I yi yi woo!
I-I-I’ve got Corona! 

Oh I’m getting bored
Getting bored
Hopin’ I don’t get some more Corona. 

Netflix’s about to make me sick
Make me sick
But not as sick as my Corona.  

Always wore a mask
Washed my hands.  

Now I’m short of breath
All the food tastes bland 
Cause I-I-I yi yi woo!
I-I-I’ve got Corona! 

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